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One of my proudest moments

Friend:...and they multiply like rabbits. Do you know how fast rabbits reproduce?
Me:Yeah, they multiply like rabbits.
— 3 days ago with 1 note
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— 4 days ago
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rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(via hate)

— 4 days ago with 293655 notes
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