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gregabbott:

Gus the Dinosaur
and the cotton candy clouds
Available at Society6.
© Greg Abbott Created (YMD) 2014-04-07.

gregabbott:

Gus the Dinosaur

and the cotton candy clouds

Available at Society6.

© Greg Abbott
Created (YMD) 2014-04-07.

— 2 days ago with 3076 notes
#art  #future reference  #dinosaur 
To that person who sent me a friend request and I didn’t respond for a month…

I’m glad you finally found the sense to withdraw your request. You’re probably offended, so I’ll lay out why I didn’t add you.

  1. I don’t use Facebook much. Which translates to I only add people I’m close to. Or semi-close to. Or can tolerate.
  2. We might have been in the same summer program, but we never talked.
  3. Actually, we did talk once, and it was obnoxious.
  4. You pay people to do your own laundry because you don’t know how to use a washing machine. And you still go around acting like a hotshot.
  5. Do you even know my name, screwboy? 
  6. Sorry, bud, maybe next time.

— 3 days ago
#facebook  #personal  #lol  #what  #get out 
Things I need to stop doing:
  • Writing sentimental “you’re awesome, I am glad I know you” messages in birthday cards. (NOPE, IT’S ALL A LIE. And no, I haven’t forgotten the time you made me trek all the way across campus to bring you medicine, only to ignore my text message when I arrived and wouldn’t answer the door even though you were RIGHT INSIDE. Even a “leave it outside” message is fine. You like to waste my time, don’t you? Jerk.)
  • Answering peoples’ calls at midnight for homework help. (Do your own freaking homework. Funny how whenever I have a question with my assignment, none of you bother replying. GPA rodents  rats.)
  • Ranting on Tumblr. (But…but Tumblr is the best place to vent…)

Boy, I sure showed these people with my passive aggressiveness and rants that I’ll never tell them in person. Or maybe I will, right before I graduate and ride off into the sunset like a deranged cowboy, never seeing them again (pffft, who cares about networking connections? I’ve never benefited from Facebook.)

— 5 days ago
#personal  #rant  #wow  #college 

drarna:

mageyoulook:

the tears of laughter I cry are real.

this truly is the best post on tumblr

This seems too staged to be real. What.

(via lolsofunny)

— 5 days ago with 206387 notes
#facebook  #what  #worst of facebook 
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